HAPPY TEACHER'S DAY

FOR ALL TEACHERS' :

TEACHERS' = SCOLD X LOVE

FOR ACCOUNTANCY TEACHERS' :

LOVE A/C .........DR.

      TO TEACHERS' A/C

(BEING MOST WONDERFUL ASSETS OF THE WORLD)

FOR ECONOMICS TEACHERS:

SOMETIMES: 1. LOVE  INFLOWS AND SCOLD OUTFLOWS.

SOMETIMES: 2. SCOLD WITH GREAT CARE INFLOWS.

                                                        BY KASHISH RUCHAL.                        

 THE SKY.....

AASMAAN ME DOOBON....GEHRAYIYA MIL JAYEGI , GEHRAYIYO ME DOOBON... MANZIL MIL JAYEGI, MANZIL KA RASTA , RASTA NAHI... KANTON KI BOJHAR HAI, PAR VO RASTA HI KESA JISME MEHNAT KI ANGAAR NAHI.

                                                                                         BY:  KASHISH RUCHAAL.

 

HAME HUM ME DHUNDHO KISI OR ME NHI

 Agr hame kisi or me dhundhna chahoyoge to dhundhte rah... jayoge, hum me dhundhne ki koshish kroge tbhi kujh jaan payoge ,or thodha gehrayiyo me utaro to smjhane ki koshish kar payoge, warna khudse hi haar jayoge.

PROVISION IN THE GENERAL CLAUSES ACT, 1897

 AS PER GENERAL CLAUSES ACT, 1897  VS. LOGICAL PERCEPTION

WHY THERE IS NOT A PROVISION IN GENERAL CLAUSES  ACT, 1897 (SECTION 13) LIKE THIS   

     SHE INCLUDES HE

     FEMALE INCLUDES MALE 

     WOMAN INCLUDES MAN    ??

AS IT SENSES LOGICAL

BECAUSE "SHE"  KE WORD ME "HE" HAIN

"FEMALE" KE WORD ME "MALE" HAIN

"WOMAN" KE WORD ME "MAN" HAIN

TO PHIR KYU PROVISION ME "SHE" INCLUDES "HE" NHI HO SAKTA INSTEAD OF "HE" INCLUDES "SHE".

BY KASHISH RUCHAAL

SAWALO ME GHIRE HAI KHYALON ME BHT SI BAATEIN LIYE SAMJH SKO TO SMJH LO

 

Naa pujho hmse hamara haal  bas thik hai yhi kah skte hai philhaal, Har lavz kujh kahna chahte hai hamari aankhon me bhot si baatein hai... tum smjh Sako to smjh lo na yr hum kujh na bolenge naa sunayenge bas naa pujho kujh wrna ro... Denge. Yuhi to udas nhi baithe bas btana nhi chahte wrna kbka bta chuke hote, lgta hai nahi sunna chahoge, nahi samye nikl payoge hamare liye kujh is tarah hai haal hadd se jyada soch me hai philhaal, kya kare ab bohot se hai Sawal, narazgi hai bohot narazgi hai.. apne aapse hai ya kisi or se yhi to hai Sawal, sudharna chahenge apne aap ko par kese sundhare yhi to hai aakhiri sawal,, Sawal hi Sawal hai kb milenge bich ke sawalo ke jawab yhi khayalon me ghire rhte hai.. kujh iss tarah rhte ki smjh na payo tum akele rhna pasand karte hai par yaad bhi tumhe hi karte hain, nahi smjhana hai nahi btana hai bas samya hi hai jo kah pana hai.

EXAMINATION OF GOD

THE PERSON WHO FACES PROBLEMS IN EACH AND EVERY STAGE OR IN EVERY STAIR OF LIFE THEN YOU NEED TO CONGRATULATE YOURSELF

YES, WE KNOW THAT WE MUST BE GETTING VERY ANGRY AT THAT TIME, AGAIN AND AGAIN, WE WILL CONTINUOUSLY SAY THAT FRIEND, MY LUCK IS BAD VERY BAD, I KNOW THAT IT WILL NOT HAPPEN, AND MY WORK WILL NOT BE DONE.

WE FEEL SO  MUCH DEPRESSED THEN AND BECAUSE OF THAT OUR OTHER  TARGETS ARE ALSO NOT FULFILLED DURING THAT TIME BUT ALL WE NEED  TO TACKLE  ALL THAT SITUATIONS WISELY WITH CALMNESS, CONTROL, PATIENCE, AND WITH OPTIMISTIC ATTITUDE.

BECAUSE AS WE ARE GIVEN EXAMS IN LIFE, AS AFTER CLEARING THESE EXAMS, WE REACH THE NEXT TOUGH EXAMS, THEN THE SATISFIED PLACE LIKE WAY, ONE WHO HAS COMPLETED THE SMALL TASKS OF LIFE HIS GOD IS NOW TAKING THE BIGGEST TEST FOR EXAMINING DO THEY DESERVE OR NOT. 

WAQT

 WAQT KI GHRAYI 

TIME SAB BADAL DETA HAI WAQT KE SAATH INSAAN KO BHI OR YAADON KO BHI OR WAQT ME ITNI GHRAYI HAI KI WAQT, WAQT KO BADAL DETA HAI.

TAXABLE UNDER GOOD OR BAD HEAD  

LIKE INSIDE INCOME TAX, THERE ARE TWO HEADS OTHER SOURCE AND PROFITS AND GAINS OF BUSINESS OR PROFESSION IF WE ARE DOING ANY PART-TIME WORK OR WE CAN SAY THAT OCCASIONALLY  TAXABLE UNDER HEAD OTHER SOURCE, AND IF ANY OUR FULL-TIME JOB i.e, WE CAN ALSO CALL AS ENDLESSLY AND PERENNIALLY THEN TAXABLE UNDER HEAD PROFIT AND GAINS OF BUSINESS OR PROFESSION AS THE SAME WAY THERE ARE TWO HEADS IN OUR LIFE TOO, GOOD AND BAD HEADS IF WE ALWAYS AGREE TO SOMEONE FOR EVERY WORK IN OUR LIFE OR DO EVERYTHING IN THEIR FAVOR THEN IT IS TAXABLE UNDER GOOD HEAD BUT IF WE OCCASIONALLY AGREE WITH SOMEONE OR WE ARE DISAGREE FOR FEW THINGS OR SOMETIMES AGREE BUT SOMETIMES DISAGREE THEN IT WILL BE TAXABLE UNDER BAD HEAD.

PROVIDED THAT:

ALTHOUGH  SUCH EXCEPTIONS FALL UNDER INCOME TAX RELATED TO TAXABLE UNDER THE HEAD OTHER SOURCE, PROFITS, AND GAINS OF BUSINESS OR PROFESSION IN TH SAME WAY EXCEPTIONS FALL IN LIFE TOO.

PROVIDED FURTHER THAT:

WHY DO WE USE THE WORD TAXABLE IN LIFE CASE SCENARIO TOO i.e, TAXABLE UNDER THE HEAD GOOD OR BAD?

1. WE SPEAK IN SOMEONE'S FAVOR OR WE GET YES IN THEIR YES i.e, ALWAYS AGREE. PEOPLE EXAGGERATE AND TELL FURTHER, THEN IN FURTHER DISCUSSION, THEY DO MORE IN SUCH A WAY

THE TOTAL CALCULATION THAT HAS COME OF OUR GOOD HEAD HAS BEEN TAXED BY THE GOSSIP OF THE PEOPLE.

SO, IN THE SAME WAY,

2. IF WE MADE ARGUMENTS AGAINST SOMEONE OR DISAGREED WITH THEIR WORDS, THEN PROVISO 1 CLAUSE 1 SHOULD BE  APPLICABLE HERE AND THE SAME TAX RATE WILL BE IMPOSED HERE ALSO THOSE PEOPLE'S GOSSIP.

IN THE END, THIS IS HUMAN PSYCHOLOGY  ( ALL OF US INCLUDING HERE EVEN GODS TOO. BEST EXAMPLE OF CHHAYA AND SANJANA ( SANDHAYA) )

EXPLANATION:

• CHHAYA MOTHER OF SHANI DEV.
• SANDHYA MOTHER OF YAMRAJ AND YAMI (YAMUNA RIVER).

PERCEPTION 

NO ONE GOES WRONG IN OUR LIFE, JUST EVERYONE'S PERCEPTION AND THINKING PROCESS IS DIFFERENT. SO IT IS IMPORTANT TO UNDERSTAND SOME PEOPLE BY DEFAULT AND IT IS ALSO IMPORTANT FOR US TO UNDERSTAND THE PERCEPTION OF SOME PEOPLE, BUT THERE ARE MANY PEOPLE IN THAT, WHOSE PERCEPTION IS NOT OUR COMPULSION AND NOT OUR NEED. BECAUSE IN OUR LIFE NOT EACH AND EVERYONE IS IMPORTANT.

 SETOFF AND CARRY FORWARD OF PROBLEMS

AS THERE IS A PROVISION IN INCOME TAX TO SETOFF THE LOSSES ALONG WITH OTHER LOSSES AND IF SETOFF IS EXHAUSTED THERE IS A PROVISION OF CARRY FORWARD i.e, LOSSES ARE ALLOWED TO BE SETOFF AGAINST OTHER LOSSES AND THEN CARRY FORWARD IN SUBSEQUENT YEARS SUBJECT TO SUCH CONDITIONS AS MAY BE PRESCRIBED IN THEIR SECTIONS. IN THE SAME WAY, THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN SUCH A PROVISION IN OUR LIFE THAT WE WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO SET OFF AND ONCE THIS BENEFIT WAS OVER OR THE TIME LIMIT WAS EXHAUSTED HAVE TO CARRY FORWARD THE PROBLEMS FOR THE FUTURE YEARS.

 HEART-TO-HEART CONVERSATION WITH INCOME TAX

TAX 'O' TAX INCOME TAX LISTEN TO ME INCOME TAX IS THERE IS ANY PROVISION IN YOUR ACT OR ANY OTHER PREVIOUS ACT ABOUT TO FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOUR PROVISIONS AS ONCE WE WILL READ THEN THE NEW TURN WILL COME AND BEGIN TO ATTRACT TOWARDS YOU.